The Dorito Casablanca v. The Chip Casanova
In Bar Game Theory, do not go for the hot blonde’s friends–as the John Nash Nobel Memorial Prize would suggest–you will suffer the consequences. Instead, remember not to exclude VAIN GOD/VAIN SATAN from any theory that includes members of the human population.
ASK YOURSELF: ARE THEY HOT? DO THEY KNOW? AM I HOT? ARE MY FRIENDS?
The Dorito Casablanca
The Dorito Casablanca.
If you have a torso–void of love-handles–you are considered a Dorito. You are also in the shape of a Dorito. Large, broad shoulders, thin lower waist–inverted V. Think, Chris Evans or Angelina Jolie.
Psychologically Speaking, you are an Illuminati, you illuminate people naughty, or in a naughty way. Casablanca means “White House” in Spanish, and like that, you send light through people’s houses, or bodies, and barely care what someone looks like, before you decide if you want to keep them. This lowers your EQ (emotional quotient) quite a bit, because you are missing the 3rd Variable in Bar Dating Game Theory: Are you hot enough to tempt the hot blonde? Is she hot enough for you?
The Law of Attraction states, “If you are hot, you can land a hot guy/girl.” It does not say that if you are really, really nice, you can have Brad Pitt. However, if you are unattractive and have your sights set on a Dorito (–torso), you can get him/her interested in you–for at least a short time, because they avoid physical judgments, until after they bed you.
I’ve seen Dorito Casablanca’s entertain the weirdest people, before they finally realized that they were too hot for them. And that somewhere, deep down inside of each and every one of us, being hot, matters more than being kind.
That’s hot.
Keywords of Personality: Sarcastic, Goldmine, Nuanced, Ender, Contemptuous, Emphatic, Rabid, Jack-of-all-Trades, Salty, Precious, Kinder, Locked, Needy.
Like Chris Evans, Angelina Jolie is a Dorito.
The Rabid Hole.
Dorito’s have Rabies.
ra·bies
/ˈrābēz/
noun: rabies
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a contagious and fatal viral disease of dogs and other mammals that causes madness and convulsions.
Psychologically Speaking, you are a bodyguard. In cases of fear, or other upsetting circumstances, you are quick to anger & abolishing your enemy, but if no ability to kill exists, you will build a straw-man to tear down. Dorito’s use this tactic to push people away from them–on purpose–but it does come out naturally, even when they don’t want it too.
When bringing up the idea of The Rabid Hole, there are few things to know:
- They do NOT want to know, until they want to know.
- They do NOT want to get to know their enemy–at all–until they want to know.
- They do NOT talk a lot, until they run their mouth at you–and then anything goes–including lies (and they know they lie).
In Bar Dating Game Theory: Can you withstand their Rabid Hole, or should you just move on, before it even get’s off the ground?
The Chip Casanova
The Chip Casanova.
If you have a torso with love-handles, broad waist, or a soft back, you are considered a Chip. You are also in the shape of a regular chip, or a computer chip. Girth in your lower waist, smaller in the middle of your waist, or straight all the way down. Think, the Skarsgård’s or Julia Roberts.
Psychologically Speaking, you are a Womanizer, you check out the sexes, in a naughty way–basically asking if they are hot enough to have you. Casanova means “New House” or “Ladies Man” in Spanish, and like that, you change houses, or bodies, depending on your physical desires and thrills. This highers your EQ (emotional quotient) quite a bit, because you are starting your relationships on the 3rd Variable in Bar Dating Game Theory: Are you hot enough to tempt the hot blonde? Is she hot enough for you?
The Law of Attraction states, “If you are hot, you can land a hot guy/girl.” It does not say that if you are really, really nice, you can have Brad Pitt. However, if you are attractive and have your sights set on a Chip, you can get him/her interested in you, and you can keep them until you lose your glory.
I’ve seen Chip Casanova’s entertain the hottest people, before they finally realized that they were too stupid for them. However, that is rarer than you think, because hot face–in face reading–is smart face. If you live on this earth, you know deep down inside that being hot matters more than being kind. That’s hot.
Keywords of Personality: Sardonic, Gauger, Tester, Grim, Cynical, Supreme-Being, Talker, Master, Sour, Truth, Kinda-ish, Nailed, Wanty.
Like Bill Skarsgård, Julia Roberts is a Chip.
The Rabbit Hole.
Chip’s are Rabbits.
rab·bit hole
/ˈrabət ˌ(h)ōl/
noun: rabbit hole
- used to refer to a bizarre, confusing, or nonsensical situation or environment, typically one from which it is difficult to extricate oneself.
Psychologically Speaking, you are a talker. In cases of fear, love, humor, excitement, terror, or any circumstance whatsoever, you talk yourselves, and others down a rabbit hole. You are the original mumble rappers. Chip’s actually practice arguing this way, to prove their intelligence and dominance over others. “I can always talk more than you,” and that is the only non-exaggeration they have to say.
When bringing up the idea of The Rabbit Hole, there are few things to know:
- They want to know everything all the time even if it hurts.
- They want to get to know their enemy, before they even wake up in the morning.
- They talk a lot and then they don’t talk at all–letting you in to talk, and then they judge the way you talk. Talking fast & hard & forever is life to them.
In Bar Dating Game Theory: Can you follow then down their Rabbit Hole, or should you admit defeat, and move on?
