Water
Space
Here
Do not, I repeat, do not go for the hot blonde’s friends, as the John Nash Nobel Memorial Prize would suggest. You will suffer the consequences. Instead, figure out who you are for the night, and make that your only plight. Are you Water, Space or Here? And is your possible future significant partner also Water, Space or Here?
Water
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Water to Dance & Have Fun
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Ice or Water in their Drink
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DON’T even try to Talk until They are at the Bar
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If they Ask you to Dance, or to Run around the Corridor, they are Testing Vibes
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After they test you & find you Good, they are now considered DTF
Space
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Space to Talk & Be Solemn & Introspective & Self-Important
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Glass that splashes, or spills & needs a table
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DON’T even try to dance or run amuck, they are here to steal things–like your vibe
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If they Ask you for a drink, they want to talk for the test
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After they test you & find you Good, they are now considered DTF
Here
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Here for a good time, possibly a long time, maybe not
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Shots, shots, shots
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DON’T even try to Talk until you are sure you want the trainwreck, or disaster-piece
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If they Ask you to partake in their shot, they are testing you
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After they test you & find you Good, they are now considered DTF
Beer
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Beer for a good time, possibly a long time, maybe not
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Beer, Beer, Margarita–maybe
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They want to watch sports, or watch others trainwreck, or trainwreck themselves
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if they ask you to join them, they are testing your durability & changeability & confidence
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After they test you & find you Good, they are now considered DTF
