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The Shadow of a Woman

The Shadow of a Man

Do not, I repeat, do not go for the hot blonde’s friends, as the John Nash Nobel Memorial Prize would suggest. You will suffer the consequences. Instead, figure out who the person you want to f* is on the inside–THE SHADOW KNOWS.

the game theory is:

can you read their shadow before they throw it in your face? –and– do you even want to win?

 

5 basic energies of Shadow

Before you decipher their shadow power, you need to understand the 5 basic energies of human shadow:

 

Emotional

FEELS. feels the tables. feels the shot glass. asks you for your feelings. wonders how anyone goes through life without feeling.

Sexual

SEXES. sexes the room. lions breaths all over the place (sticks tongue out in a yawn). touches you.

Physical

PHYSICS. runs up trees on first dates. climbs on the stools at the bar. hangs on the columns like a stripper.

Powerful

STRUTS. walks over to you without defeat. sits at the bar and stares–but it’s not weird. talks to you about how to make your life more–wants to know why you’re not famous.

Spiritual

SPIRITS.  stands there like they have it all together and god praises them. they praise god back, and try to convert you. not in a weird way, but in an honest to god, you look like you could use love way.

The Woman Shadow

First, is she an Alpha or an Omega brain?

Second, is she Emotional, Sexual, Physical, Powerful, or Spiritual?

this is her shadow:

3 versions of man

Before you decipher their shadow power, you need to understand the 3 basic versions of a man (or woman that wants to be in the shoes of man):

 

Skilled

Knows everything–studies, gains knowledge, understands you completely. Has a fun time in a library, or garage–or a horse meat factory–as long as learning skills.

Clever

Always on the lookout. Ten yard nods. Thinks and runs around in rhythmic formations. Makes it impossible to guess what he’s gonna do next–by avoidance.

Able

Can do anything that the mind desires to control, about the outcome of doing. Basically, has a hard time not functioning properly, is a well-oiled machine, and can man-up or woman-up when it’s called for.

The Man Shadow

First, is he  Skilled, Clever, or Able?

Second, is he Emotional, Sexual, Physical, Powerful, or Spiritual?

this is his shadow:

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