The Cooperative Artisan
Temperament Conversational Overview
Inductive Behavior
Making own behavior wrapped around specific events of the self’s very specific date in the past, based on what the other currently saying.
i.e. “Remember that one summer, oh it must have been 2005, with Jon, you remember Jon–it was actually 2006, February 2006 actually. Oh man, it was February 13th, because I was about to be a bridesmaid in your aunt Lisa’s wedding, you remember that? … You were so mad at me because I wore my sweater instead of my dress for too long.”
Dissociative Language
Making Separated Statements about Present or Future, based on What could have happened in the past, if it was let. This language is blacked out by many due to it’s forgetfulness of 5th Grade.
i.e. “I’m not going to do that, I was with my mom–but now I can see it was trouble. I was at one time with my dad, and it had nothing to do with me, but everything to do with what we are about to do. See how I’ve done this for us?”
Selfish Referential
Making References to things that are only about self, and relation to self.
i.e. “I’ve never been the one to do that, so I won’t start now.”
Indirected Reasoning
Making Reasons as to why they do the things they do–blaming you, without blaming you.
i.e. “No, it’s not you, it’s everything right? But I wish that you could maybe try a little harder next time to care about me.”
Run-On Syntax
Making Sentence structure in everyday conversation, long & drawn out, without access to interruption.
i.e. “What if we did that tomorrow? No, I want to do it on Sunday, right? Sounds like a better idea, we don’t need to be doing that do we? We can just get ready for Sunday. Yes? Okay. ”
Mechanical Rhetorical
Making Rhetorical statements about the weather, or other state of affairs.
i.e. “Your sister is about to pop. What if she had her baby on our living room floor? that would be crazy.” –or– “It looks like it’s going to rain.”
Unintelligible Intellect
Making confusing, or impossible to understand statements, about the state of affairs, on a regular basis.
i.e. “You know about the bombing?”
“Which one?”
“Oh it happened yesterday, it was a big deal in Zimbabwe, umm, the other day I was thinking about it, how Japan, was probably wrong. Okay, the state that did this, is wrong.”
The Cooperative Artisan
Temperament Style
Interests
Education: Non-Existant
Preoccupation: Politics
Vocation: Home
Interests are not equated to what the self needs, but instead to what the self wants to be doing at the time it’s doing it. For instance, Twitter is more important than LinkedIn, because self can learn about the real world, in the comfort of their own home, over the scary corporate world that judges their inconsistencies. Their Vocation is Home, because that is where the self can really show it’s homemaking skills, and abilities, in an alien adaption to our world that are otherwise confused, in corporate America.
Value
Being: Sad
Trusting: Considering (“no, that’s not it.”)
Yearning: Vacant
Seeking: Prizing
Prizing: Being
Aspiring: Apologetic
Value in self is based on self’s non-conformist attitude towards societal norms, rules and standards. Being alive and free to be, is all their self desires for value–even if it isn’t true to who they are. They have no yearning for anything, they just like security, money and control of the home, and don’t care who they hurt to get it, but they wish they cared.
Self-Image
Self-Esteem: Ridiculing
Self-Respect: Ignoring
Self-Confidence: Building
Self-Image is made up by a system of Esteem, Respect and Confidence in one’s self. The Cooperative Artisan AKA the 120 Alien, is only understanding of self, when they can ridicule and ignore others close to them (not directly in front of community/communal narcissism). Their confidence builds on these feelings of self-respect and self-esteem–meaning that the more they ignore and ridicule, the better they feel about themselves. This is an interesting take on a human, because most humans understand that confidence is built in love of self and others, not the case for the Cooperative Artisan, who makes a killing off their artifice cooperation.
Orientation
Present: Secure
Future: Irrelevant
Past: Protected
Place: Now
Time: Adjacent
Orientation of self has to do with the now, as opposed to anything other than the now. The past is protected from others, and from self, because the future is irrelevant to the self’s timeline (AKA the past can be full of killing, but that does not matter–jail in the future is irrelevant, because self does not want to deal with it. Right now self is free of prison.). The present is now, so it is secure. The place they are in, is now, so it is secure. The time, only matters when it trumps the place the self is in life, right now.
Social Role
Mating: Procreating
Parenting: Educated
Leader: Outspoken
Social Role is that of a dad, or a mom, in a community, making them communal narcissists in thinking and doing.
Because they find value in being antidisestablishmentarianisms, they find that their social role takes them to greater heights when they can be good parents, with educated children, but also when they are educated on how to raise their children correctly. They become a leader wherever they go, as they have a hard time following– they enjoy holding the reigns of whatever communal job they are in, but are also highly personable, and likable in a communal setting.
