Right-Speech Tech
I look great in Vertical Stripes that alternate in thickness and color, therefore I’m a Right-Speech Tech. A common phrase out of my mouth is, “Oh my God, did you just say that?” Everyone knows when I’m stressed or nervous, and I only use swear words when I’m uneasy. My true intent is always obvious, to everyone but me, because my Speech Anxiety is so loud. I think about what people are saying, over what they do, or think, and call them out on Technical Speech fouls. I fight with people over semantics, not the true intent of their feelings or pain, and veer conversations off of the intended path–in order to fix the words used, first.
My Bad Necessary Trait: I’m The Speech Police & I Speak For the Trees that Can Hear You.