The Dedloh
The Derek Orts
The Versus
Do not, I repeat, do not go for the hot blonde’s friends, as the John Nash Nobel Memorial Prize would suggest. You will suffer the consequences. Instead, figure out who you are on a regular basis: do you hold you chokes, or do stroke your chokes?
Everyone chokes around hot people, but your temperament around the hotties, dictates what you do when you’re around them.
Do you hold back, and swallow your chokes, so that no one knows what you’re thinking? Do people everywhere believe you to be fair game, and not in love with the hot guy, or girl–even though you are?
You are a Dedloh.
Do you stroke your chokes, and make yourself a funny, friendly, hard-ass, so that everyone knows that you’re into the hot guy or girl–even if you’re not?
You are a Derek Orts.
the game theory is not–whether you like a person, it is who you are around hot people.
The Dedloh
Holded Chokes
(Dedloh Backwards)
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Super Smoking Shy Guy or Girl
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Way too Nice to Ugly Girls & Guys
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Jerk with No Personality
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Retarded Quiet
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Confidence Killers
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You, When You’re on your Game, Killers
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Heavily Served, or Walking Away
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Easily Coerced, influenced into it.
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Scared of the Dark & Cold
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Sexually abusive to self & hot girls & guys
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Apparently, Dead in the Head
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Tension Giver
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Dips low & out
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your Parent’s lovers, but not your apparent lover
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Intense
The Derek Orts
Strokered Chokes
(Derek Orts Backwards)
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Best Friend to any Hot Guy or Girl
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Mean to nasty girls & guys
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Nice to only pretty on the inside and outside girls & guys
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Smart Vocal
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Confidence Instillers
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Serves Heavily, or doesn’t like you
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Easily Raped of Energy
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Scared of the Light & Heat
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Sexually confident to self & hot girls
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Apparently, an Alive People Ruler
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Open Tard Savior
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tension hider
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Your Parent’s Hater, and your apparent lover
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Purposeful
Derek Orts V. Dedloh
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One loves you unabashedly & the other hides in shame because it’s too much
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liquor brings them both out
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Derek Orts is your best friend, and loves you for real, Dedloh loves you for real, but is afraid & hides in a corner
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Derek Orts, the ones who Stroke chokes–as a defense mechanism–can still get hurt, but Dedloh’s are never hurt, because they were born hurt, holding their chokes–as a defense mechanism.
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Dedloh’s are little bitches, Derek Orts’ are big dicks. Both are pussies when it comes to love, but you don’t know that.
