things that you need to do:
1. don’t get off the phone
2. don’t leave me alone
3. don’t cheat on me
4. don’t leave me be
5. don’t tell another girl that you’re not sure
6. make sure to tell her that i am her
7. have a great life chris evans
8. and if aidan turns her, she wasn’t that great
9. and dean don’t grind on her, she doesn’t like it.
10. the kushners don’t develop correctly
so bogan your next fling
i’ve got another thing
11. timmy didn’t r*pe me, cuz he’s hot
12. steven isn’t keanu, but he’s not not
what a stupid thing
this turned out to be
i’ve got a better one.
10. i love men.
no.
1. don’t get off the phone
2. don’t leave me alone
3. don’t cheat on me
4. don’t leave me be
5. don’t hurt me, see i’m fragile-x
and you lost the bet
i’m very needy
for attention
and it might be beyond
your comprehension
so let the light shine only for me
because i will not stand for the things that they do to me
which are:
1. they get off the phone abruptly
2. they leave me alone to play football, but make me watch
3. they cheat on me at school, cuz they miss me
4. they leave me be, when i’m crying, cuz they’re lost
5. they hurt me because they think i’m strong
and i’m not.
i’m so weak and stupid.
i’m a girl.
is that good?
now that you know we’re on
i’m just your girlfriend
and you all like run away
and then miss me all day
like i’m not not the chess game you chose to play
it’s like this
like “omg
thank god she’s mine
i can put the drones down
phew!”
what a conclusion
the bogan is gonna know
exactly what to do
while you all have fun
with your friends
the end.
i love you too.
