THE AJ: Anti-Jealous
The J: Jealous
In Bar Game Theory, do not go for the hot blonde’s friends–as the John Nash Nobel Memorial Prize would suggest–you will suffer the consequences. Instead, figure out which pink your hot blonde looks the best in, and decide if they are worth the hassle.
Think: Do I have time for a Stage 5 Clinger at this juncture in my life?
Justin Bieber has major AJ. AKA the minor J.
The Anti-Jealous (AJ)
The One Everyone is Always Game For.
No Strings Attached & No Problems Moving Forward, With or Without Them.
- loves talking to you
- doesn’t see the person you came in with, until it’s too late & they’re hooked
- cares about who you’re going home with, hopes it’s with me
- is nice to waitstaff, even when they are hitting on you
- likes watching you talk to other people
- stalks you
- walks away, when stood up or treated unfairly (not avoidant-attachment disorder)
- would never DM your ex, or anyone to stay away, unless you were being criminally stalked
- never clings
- the cool girl, or guy trope
- gives great face in millenial pink.
NOTE: Everyone should carry around pink paint samples and hold them up just to be sure.
The Jealous (J)
The One No One is Game For.
Immediate Strings Attached & a Mess of Problems Moving Forward With, or Without Them.
- hates everyone you talk to
- knows when you’re being hit on & comes closer & stares…
- doesn’t care who you’re going home with, as long as it’s with me
- hates all servers, bartenders & hostesses
- hates you all the time for talking to other people
- criminally stalks you
- puts limits on you, or avoids you
- DM’s others to stay away, as if that’s okay, ever
- stage 5 clinger
- the batshit crazy girl, or guy trope
- gives great face in bubblegum pink.
Adam Scott has major J.
Just to be Sure:
view them in their unnatural habitat
You are pulled outside their image and into the color, as opposed to above, where their faces shine.
